My mind deserves an Oscar.
Every drama feels real.
Joyful Wisdom
Lighthearted Reflections
Lighthearted Reflections
Man asked God: “Why don't I feel Your presence?”
God replied: “Your mind has too many notifications turned on.”
Want to make God laugh?
Tell Him your complete plan for life.
Why do angels fly?
Because they take themselves lightly.
Man prayed: God, change the world.
God replied: Start with the person you see in the mirror.
Seeker: Master, my thoughts are drifting like wild clouds during meditation. What should I do?
Master: Sit back and enjoy the weather.
Man: Dear God, please grant me patience... and I need it right this second!
Question: Why do spiritual masters look so calm?
Answer: Because they stopped trying to fix people who don't want to be fixed.
Guru: The secret to happiness is to never argue with fools.
Disciple: I strongly disagree with that.
Guru: You are completely right.
Disciple: Master, everyone irritates me.
Guru: Excellent. Your teachers have arrived.
Disciple: I am lost.
Guru: Good. Now you are ready to follow directions.
Wisdom in One Line
My mind deserves an Oscar.
Every drama feels real.
My ego is an excellent overseer.
It only spots other people's faults.
Science asks "Why?" God smiles and asks, "Why not?"